The Bench 504

Illustration

OUTCOME
The Bench 504 approached me and asked for a piece of artwork to celebrate their second store opening. I’ve been buying paint from The Bench ever since I was a wee boy with a pocket full of cash and beans, so I drew a big hairy cyclops sittin’ and knittin’ in his pantaloons by the roadside to symbolise a bunch of things.

This here cyclops may only have one eye, but don’t be fooled, son - he can stare down a flight of stairs in three quick minutes. Two if the sun is out. Try not to look at him directly though, he’ll get spooked like a horse and before you know it you’ll be covered in sponge-cake and back hair. Don’t believe me? Ask the fellas over at The Bench 504 - they’ll show you an etching that proves it or disproves it whatever get off my back!

Try not to look at him directly though, he’ll get spooked like a horse and before you know it you’ll be covered in sponge-cake and back hair.